[Lana has noticed that, quite suddenly, a lot of people have babies. Obviously it's the castle, but ( Read more... )

[Lana is lost in thought. Not about anything particularly deep or interesting -- she's mostly contemplating how much it sucks to not have any secret agent-y things to do. It's been a few years since she went so long without killing a guy or whatever. She's just bored now. Maybe she can look into a job? Or at least like, a hobby. Bitching at Archer ( Read more... )

[Dictated, by someone who is clearly super annoyed.]

Yeah, so hey, is there a reason that my shower seems to think acorns are a good substitute for water? Because I'd really like to finish the shower I started.

[Lana has gotten marginally settled in since she showed up all poisoned. She's read enough of the journal to be fairly savvy to the ways of the castle (and because, let's be honest, no one else will have the patience to deal with Archer when he inevitably has questions about the stuff he didn't listen to), and so she's pretty up to speed on ( Read more... )

[Chairs are a normal object in the lobby. After all, lobbies are for sitting. Today, there is a new chair, and it’s occupied.

If you happen to wander through, there are currently two people in the oddest position possible. A woman in a chair, and a man with his head in her lap. Of course.

They’re both clothed, though, and they seem to be talking to ( Read more... )